This may be the last photo of the EEE. Its gotten long in the tooth. Plus, a lot of those stickers seem like they are from a by gone era.

You've served me well, buddy! It'll be a family hand-me-down soon. The kids can wonder about it all.

Or, more likely, just say, "it doesn't play Super Duper Whiz Bang Game we all want right now!"

Sorry pal, you'll sit in some closet till you're 'retro cool'.